I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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