so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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