Your tits are I can't wait for
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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