I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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