Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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