That's intense
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
