Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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