dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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