omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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