Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
her facebook's as public as her vagina
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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