real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Who died my cat blue again?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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