And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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