She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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