Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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