my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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