new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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