can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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