That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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