i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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