idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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