How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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