So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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