note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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