I heard we made out
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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