singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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