all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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