You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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