I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm at about main and main street
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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