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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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• (631): View more from New York

  im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

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• (281): View more from Texas

  he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he told me it was like eating gods vagina.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  The band last night was really good

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  That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.

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• (818): View more from California

  Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜

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