how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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