grandma shit on top of the toilet
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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