you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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