i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
