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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it

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• (786): View more from Florida

  He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas

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• (727): View more from Florida

  idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island

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  Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.

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