well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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