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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.

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(361): View more from Texas

I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.

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(206): View more from Washington

He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.

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(310): View more from California

Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?

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That's two questions.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.

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