Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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