Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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