Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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