ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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