Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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