I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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