The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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