Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
should my penis look like a turkey
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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