she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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