They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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