Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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