the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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