so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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