they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
