is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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