I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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