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(631): View more from New York

Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?

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(631): View more from New York

im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(347): View more from New York

we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

(203): View more from Connecticut

go home

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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(206): View more from Washington

Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!

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(919): View more from North Carolina

the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point

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(336): View more from North Carolina

(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...

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