Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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