Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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